Doctor? I Don't Need No Stinkin' Doctor...

there's this guy...he's been feeling sick lately. he's tired and sore and just all around crappy feeling. his head hurts, his back hurts, his legs hurt, this toe nails hurt and so does his hair (well, what he has left of it)...

he's over weight, he smokes, he drinks a bit too much beer, coffee too...in fact, sometimes he puts beer in his coffee...he puts butter on everything, especially on his double fried donuts with cream cheese and glaze...he sits around mostly, except when he takes his motorized cart over to the bathroom.

any way, i spoke to him the other day...he complained for a good half hour about all of his ailments...i asked him if he went to the doctor...with out even thinking, he said;

doctor? i don't need no stinkin' doctor...

kinda like that in the spirit-life sometimes, eh?